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This goof wants to build an ICBM with a nuke in it and aim it at us.  https://goo.gl/iuIftg

The problem is that he needs a miniaturized nuke. So with the help of the CIA I could sell him a tiny “nuke.” It would have four dials on its face. A GO button, then three destinations: LA, NY and DC.

It would be a tricked-out baby ‘nuke.” As soon any of the four dials were touched, a voice would say: “Bye-Bye Little Fat Boy.”

Five seconds later the Nuke would detonate. and vaporize everything within one mile. I figure Kim might be able to run about 15 feet.

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