How things roll at our home in Alberta
We want the common area to be clean and neat so that:
Ours is not a four star hotel. Not even a one star one. It is a way for an evil landlord and his befuddled wife to exist. If you fail to move the garbage, we will hire someone to do it and bill you. Our cost is $25 an hour. Minimum one hour.
You decide how to get the garbage out. Thursday morning for sure. And one other time during the week.
Our CLEANING PRO won’t tell us if you guys fail to take out the garbage. But our neighbors and friends will. We have eyes everywhere.
Maybe even drones.
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