Trump thwarts Chinese Military

The two-inch drone traveling at 22 MPH evaded The Secret Service

Breaking News!

The Chinese military recently attacked Donald Trump with a micro-drone.

The two-inch drone traveling at 2.2 MPH evaded The Secret Service and was CRUSHED by what experts are calling the Orange Barrier.

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The Orange Barrier is low-grade protein that grows out of the President-Elect’s skull.

Apparently not even common sense can penetrate the Orange Barrier.

Not kidding about micro drones.

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Jaron Summers wrote dozens of primetime television and radio programs, including those for HBO, CBS, ACCESS TV and CBC. He conceived the TV and Film Institute of Canada. Funded by the University of Alberta and ITV, Jaron ran the Institute for 12 years, donating his services for a decade.

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