Danny Thomas Test
It’s real easy to steal.
Tag Archives: $$$
Dressing for Success
“I want to repair a hole in my jeans.” I showed her my old jeans.
FAKE NEWS
President Trump says he does not do Fake News and I believe him. He is making American and the world a better place and enriching this country by reaching out to the major leaders of the world. Before Mr. Tump came to power the Russians wanted to kill us. Now Putin and Trump are good […]
A note from Canada’s Most Evil Landlord
he likes to be entertained…
Hollywood Insider Secret
I gave the executive (who I owe a producing credit to) twenty bucks to convince his boss, a boss in the slammer for cavorting with kids, that my novel would make a terrific film.
Cut cable: Save Bucks
Fly to Wimbledon with the money you save. Link one of your smartphone to a wifi in England.
Keeping Your Cool in LA
Caution — a condenser holds an electric charge. So you need to discharge it. Or you could get a shock.
Balance the Budget — Easy
I have many brilliant ideas concerning ways for us to survive.
Pixel Fucking
How about—you write your script, press enter and with the help of AI and digital skulduggery—you create a masterpiece.
How to do great in Real Estate
I am sending Rex to Russia to conclude my latest deal. I just sold Putin and his pals some worthless land we bought from them in 1867. I doubled our original purchase price. This is a TERRIFIC DEAL. DT
Mother Nature Loves Hockey
Mother Nature likes hockey. I know she likes hockey because I have seen and handled the tar that holds the oil.
Writing Quotes more than 200 years old
Read over your compositions and where ever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
Merry Xmas from Your Banker
We charge a nominal $20 overdraft fee (plus interest). The unpaid interest on the dollar is 18 percent. This means that we must wait a full four years to double our money.
Arrow Pounder
If you’re thinking of writing a screenplay or worse, carving out a career as a full-time screenwriter, you’re going to need an arrow pounder.
Never heard “arrow pounder” amid such notions as “plot points” and “character arcs,” have you? Trust me every screenwriter needs an arrow pounder.
