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OCTOBER 10, 2019
DAY 994 OF THE TRUMP Deconstruction of USA

1. Ordered US troops stationed in all foreign bases to form a circle and shoot all imaginary rabbits within circles.

2. Ordered US troops stationed in all domestic bases to form a circle and shoot all imaginary rabbits within circles.

3. Claimed Iceland as US colony and sold one acre lots to investors. Each new owner received five moose. Vice President Rudy Giuliani passed a law classifying all residents of Iceland as moose.

4. Sold $10,000 units of Trump Totalitarian Towers to 1,000,000 investors. Audit revealed there were only 100 units available. Buyers fined with failing to perform due diligence and jailed.

5. Paid for sex with three porn stars who later admitted they were bisexual. The president demanded and received half his money returned as the Supreme Court ruled that he had only agreed to pay for sex with females.


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