The curious thoughts of Jaron Summers

Curly Tale

Margaret Hamilton worried about her children.

Not because they were failures.

Quite the opposite.

Each of them was brilliant.

That was the problem.

Brilliant people are often convinced they already know everything.

Margaret owned the largest building supply company on Earth.

Her company manufactured, shipped, financed, insured, and occasionally rescued almost everything that went into a modern home.

A century ago, a house was simple.

Wood.

Nails.

Glass.

Mortar.

Plaster.

Perhaps a few pipes if you were feeling ambitious.

Today a modern house was a catalog of miracles.

Engineered lumber.

Composite roofing.

Copper wiring.

Fiber optics.

Smart thermostats.

Solar panels.

Insulation invented by chemists who probably frightened their parents.

Windows that could darken themselves.

Concrete designed by computers.

Adhesives that could hold together anything except a second marriage.

A modern house was no longer a house.

It was a small civilization with plumbing.

Margaret understood every inch of it.

Her children did not.

At least not yet.

When she announced her retirement, the board panicked.

Shareholders panicked.

The business press panicked.

Her children pretended not to panic, which is the most expensive kind of panic.

Margaret invited all three to her ranch outside Dallas.

The property contained several thousand acres, three artificial lakes, six test labs, and enough construction material to rebuild Nebraska.

After dinner she presented her challenge.

“Build me a house.”

The eldest laughed.

“That’s all?”

“That’s all.”

“How much can I spend?”

“As much as you wish.”

“How long do I have?”

“Six months.”

The eldest finished in three weeks.

His house was beautiful.

Magazine beautiful.

Drone-footage beautiful.

The kind of house that made influencers lower their voices and say things like, “This space is healing.”

Everything had been optimized for speed.

The shareholders loved it.

The analysts loved it.

The eldest loved it most of all.

Then Victor Wolfe arrived.

Wolfe was a Wall Street predator with perfect teeth, handmade shoes, and the emotional warmth of a parking meter.

He had made billions buying companies, terrifying their boards, stripping their assets, and calling it efficiency.

He did not destroy businesses.

He liberated their value.

At least that was how he described it on television.

Wolfe toured the eldest child’s house with a smile that made lawyers nervous.

Then he raised insurance questions.

Then he raised financing questions.

Then he raised warranty questions.

Then he raised them all on CNBC.

By the following Monday, banks were calling.

Suppliers were whispering.

Bondholders were clearing their throats.

The house still stood.

The deal around it did not.

Margaret said very little.

The second child took a different approach.

She studied trends.

She hired futurists.

She installed more technology than most airports.

Her house recognized voices, tracked humidity, adjusted light, monitored air quality, watered herbs, ordered groceries, warmed floors, chilled wine, and apologized when it was wrong.

It was praised in architectural journals.

It was featured in a streaming documentary.

It won an award from a committee that had never repaired anything.

Then Wolfe returned.

This time he did not attack the financing.

He attacked the systems.

He shorted key suppliers.

He exposed software vulnerabilities.

He triggered regulatory reviews.

He hinted at lawsuits.

He mentioned cyber risk.

He used the phrase “systemic fragility” eight times before lunch.

By sunset, the smart house had locked out its own owners, ordered forty-seven pounds of kale, and reported itself to the county as an illegal casino.

The second child blamed the consultants.

This is what consultants are for.

Margaret said even less.

Then she visited the third child.

The house was not particularly flashy.

No drones circled it.

No influencers wept in the kitchen.

No futurists stood barefoot on the polished concrete discussing human potential.

The foundation was absurdly overbuilt.

The walls exceeded code.

The roof was rated for conditions nobody expected.

The wiring could handle technologies that did not yet exist.

The plumbing was accessible.

The mechanical systems were redundant.

The windows opened by hand.

“By hand?” Margaret asked.

“In an emergency,” said the third child, “fingers are still remarkably reliable.”

Margaret smiled.

Wolfe came for the third house on a Tuesday.

He brought auditors.

Lawyers.

Engineers.

Reporters.

One man from a hedge fund who had never built anything but owned several black turtlenecks.

Wolfe questioned the financing.

It held.

He questioned the supply chain.

It held.

He questioned the warranties.

They held.

He questioned the materials.

They held.

He questioned the foundation.

The foundation seemed offended.

Then a storm rolled in.

Not a metaphorical storm.

An actual storm.

Texas provided the special effects.

Wind hit the property.

Rain hammered the roof.

Power failed across the county.

Cameras died.

Phones lost signal.

The first house leaked.

The second house rebooted.

The third house simply stood there.

Warm.

Dry.

Annoyingly calm.

Inside, Margaret made coffee on a gas stove.

Wolfe stood by the window, watching the storm fail.

For the first time all day, he had nothing to say.

This pleased Margaret enormously.

The following week she announced her successor.

The financial press demanded an explanation.

Shareholders wanted details.

Analysts wanted spreadsheets.

Her eldest child wanted a recount.

Her second child wanted arbitration.

Victor Wolfe wanted lunch.

Margaret declined lunch.

Instead she issued one sentence.

“The purpose of a house is not to impress a storm.”

Then she added another.

“The purpose is to survive one.”

Years later, after Margaret died, visitors to the company’s headquarters still stopped near the entrance to read the small bronze plaque beneath her portrait.

It showed Margaret and her three children standing beside a brick house.

All four were smiling.

All four were pink.

All four had remarkably curly tails.

And beneath them, in Margaret’s own handwriting, were seven words:

Every generation gets its own wolf.