Donald Trump

I wonder how Donald Trump would have handled a past crises?

December 7, 1941 Mr. President, the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor! They’re attacking our navy.

DT: Order the Secretary of the Navy to scuttle all our vessels world wide. They’ll be safe under water.

April 15, 1912 Mr. President, The Titanic just hit a giant iceberg.

DT: Tell my stock broker to short White Star Shipping. No need to talk about this or send rescue vessels, I have a feeling everyone will be fine.

1935 Mr. President Hitler announced the creation of a German Army of 550,000 men.

DT: No worries. Adolph loves me, loves me more than I love chocolate cake.

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