Donald Trump

I wonder how Donald Trump would have handled a past crises?

December 7, 1941 Mr. President, the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor! They’re attacking our navy.

DT: Order the Secretary of the Navy to scuttle all our vessels world wide. They’ll be safe under water.

April 15, 1912 Mr. President, The Titanic just hit a giant iceberg.

DT: Tell my stock broker to short White Star Shipping. No need to talk about this or send rescue vessels, I have a feeling everyone will be fine.

1935 Mr. President Hitler announced the creation of a German Army of 550,000 men.

DT: No worries. Adolph loves me, loves me more than I love chocolate cake.

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Jaron Summers wrote dozens of primetime television and radio programs, including those for HBO, CBS, ACCESS TV and CBC. He conceived the TV and Film Institute of Canada. Funded by the University of Alberta and ITV, Jaron ran the Institute for 12 years, donating his services for a decade.

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