No one but a blockhead ever wrote for free *

Here’s a guy from the city I was born in who makes more money copywriting than most dentists.


Meet: Joel Klettke.

The short version?


A conversion-focused copywriter who knows what it takes to drive more sales through smarter copy.

A BComm holder who runs his company like a business – not a creative divahood. I love deadlines, strategy documents and clear communication.

A digital marketer with 5+ years of experience leading strategy and execution agency-side. I don’t just write – I help you figure out what content you actually need to reach, nurture and convert your audience.

* Samuel Johnson — 1971


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Click one of the above to see some of my work.

You can buy one of my novels here. If you

can't afford it, write me a funny

note and I'll send you a PDF

of the novel.

Rather than beg one million people to donate a dollar each, I'd like one billionaire (or two or even three) to simply give me a million buck$. You know who you are.