Trump thwarts Chinese Military

The two-inch drone traveling at 22 MPH evaded The Secret Service

Breaking News!

The Chinese military recently attacked Donald Trump with a micro-drone.

The two-inch drone traveling at 2.2 MPH evaded The Secret Service and was CRUSHED by what experts are calling the Orange Barrier.

micro-drone

The Orange Barrier is low-grade protein that grows out of the President-Elect’s skull.

Apparently not even common sense can penetrate the Orange Barrier.

Not kidding about micro drones.

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