Trump Predictions

January 1, 2021

Donald Trump (AKA: The Monkey Wrench President) will win 666 electoral votes of a possible 538 due to a bookkeeping error by a Moscow dude.

As the virus surges to over 2,000 deaths per day in the USA, President Trump will sign his first executive order banning face masks.

Trump Inc. will announce it owns 97 percent of the crematoriums in they USA. The remaining 3 percent will self destruct due to thermal events.

Monkey Wrench President

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