President Bernie … gulppppppppppp

Trump challenged Bernie to a televised sex contest ....

November 8, 2016

How did Bernie Sanders become our 45th president?

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Romney gave another blistering speech on all the things wrong with Trump.

Trump claimed he knew more about The Missionary Position than Romney, even though Mitt had been a missionary for The Mormon Church.

Bernie told Trump to zip it.

Trump challenged Bernie to a televised contest in which both naked candidates would make love to their wives.  The ultimate reality show for all Americans to watch and rate.

Americans  gave up.  People went swimming or mowed their lawns. 

As a result only two votes were cast in the Presidential Election.

One for Bernie.  

The second ballet for Trump was declared spoiled since I AM THE BEST! had been scribbled on it with a felt pen. 

Bernie thanked the American people for their support and is now in the White House.



Listen to my novel about  Mormons & The

Missionary Position. Out in a few weeks.

…read the first five chapters for free.

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Jaron Summers wrote dozens of primetime television and radio programs, including those for HBO, CBS, ACCESS TV and CBC. He conceived the TV and Film Institute of Canada. Funded by the University of Alberta and ITV, Jaron ran the Institute for 12 years, donating his services for a decade.

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