Here, have a BLAST!

This goof wants to build an ICBM with a nuke in it and aim it at us.  https://goo.gl/iuIftg

The problem is that he needs a miniaturized nuke. So with the help of the CIA I could sell him a tiny “nuke.” It would have four dials on its face. A GO button, then three destinations: LA, NY and DC.

It would be a tricked-out baby ‘nuke.” As soon any of the four dials were touched, a voice would say: “Bye-Bye Little Fat Boy.”

Five seconds later the Nuke would detonate. and vaporize everything within one mile. I figure Kim might be able to run about 15 feet.

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Jaron Summers wrote dozens of primetime television and radio programs, including those for HBO, CBS, ACCESS TV and CBC. He conceived the TV and Film Institute of Canada. Funded by the University of Alberta and ITV, Jaron ran the Institute for 12 years, donating his services for a decade.

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