We get old … if we’re lucky but …

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jaron summers (c) 2023

Old people die.  What happens to young people who don’t want to age? They DIE! What happens if you don’t care? You DIE!

No one knows when … that’s the fun. As John Wayne, the philosopher and cowboy, once said, “Tomorrow is promised to no one.” And, if he didn’t say it, he should have.

There is a difference between looking old and acting old. You can spend zillions looking young.

Instead: act and think young. That’s not easy, but you save money on plastic surgery.

Throw parties with your extra cash. Buy lunch for your friends and enemies. Be kind. Die with a smile

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Jaron Summers wrote dozens of primetime television and radio programs, including those for HBO, CBS, ACCESS TV and CBC. He conceived the TV and Film Institute of Canada. Funded by the University of Alberta and ITV, Jaron ran the Institute for 12 years, donating his services for a decade.

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