$ Here’s Five Dollars!!! $

All you have to do is click on the following logo of PayPal. You fill in a few blanks and they deposit five dollar$ in your bank account.

Make payments with PayPal — it’s fast, free and secure!

(I, by the way, receive five bucks for your doing this. But you don’t pay me a cent.)

It get$ better — everyone you turn onto PayPal add$ another five buck$ to your account.

Why am I doing this?

Because this is the easiest way to receive or make payments on the Internet. Perfect for auctions. I don’t do auctions. I do novels. Later, I will have some novels to sell. This is an elegant way to pay me or any other writer.

Is it Safe?

Nothing is safe. Not the water, not an airplane, not sex. But there is $100,000 insurance protection already in place for you.

And you can make some real cash. By the way, you can’t do this in Canada, but you will be able to in a month. But while you are in Canada please continue to have sex, drink water and fly.

I hope you make lots of money on PayPal and become very powerful. But not too powerful.

Here’s a column about the very powerful.

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Click one of the above to see some of my work.

You can buy one of my novels here. If you

can't afford it, write me a funny

note and I'll send you a PDF

of the novel.

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Rather than beg one million people to donate a dollar each, I'd like one billionaire (or two or even three) to simply give me a million buck$. You know who you are.