Friday the 13th … Gone

Donald Trump tripped and smashed his head against one of his many gold toilets … he realized it was not his fault. Nothing is.

It was the fault of the day: Friday the 13th.

He immediately signed a presidential declaration removing all Fridays from the calendars for the the next four years. ‘

“This means,” said our dear leader. “That America will have another presidential election in about three years because of the shorter weeks. I will win that next election. easily. And then I will add four more days to each week. Those days will be Fred, Melania, Maryanne, and Baron.

“And that way I can rule with kindness and compassion for an extra three years because of the longer weeks.

“God bless me and America.”

The Monkey Wrench


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Jaron Summers wrote dozens of primetime television and radio programs, including those for HBO, CBS, ACCESS TV and CBC. He conceived the TV and Film Institute of Canada. Funded by the University of Alberta and ITV, Jaron ran the Institute for 12 years, donating his services for a decade.

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