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A matchless President

I finally was able to talk to the world’s greatest president, Donald Trump. He emphasized he fully supported a peaceful transfer of power in 12 days.

Donald Trump plans to make sure that every toddler in the United States will receive 45 packages of matches.

He himself is taking fiddle lessons.

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