Balance the Budget — Easy

I have many brilliant ideas concerning ways for us to survive.

I have many brilliant ideas concerning ways for us to survive.

Nearly all of these ideas have been rejected by politicians and billionaires. The two are often linked.

It appears Washington is in a mess when it comes to healthcare. There seems to be an infinite number of places to spend money but less and less money to spend.

Below is Trump’s projected budget. About 60 per cent will be spent on the military and about 6 per cent will be spent on medicare & health.

The military is projected to spend about 600 billion dollars. Mostly this will be used to kill people, some of whom may not deserve to die.

The medicare & health costs will run around 66 billion and that will be used to keep people alive.

So let’s figure out a way to kill ten per cent fewer people. This will make them quite happy and will allow us to save 60 billion dollars in military spending.

We will dump this 60 billion into our health budgets — that will save the lives of many Americans because the new medicare & health budget will be doubled.

As I have said: I have many brilliant ideas concerning ways for the human race to survive.

Nearly all of these ideas have been rejected by politicians and billionaires. The two are often linked.

 

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Jaron Summers wrote dozens of primetime television and radio programs, including those for HBO, CBS, ACCESS TV and CBC. He conceived the TV and Film Institute of Canada. Funded by the University of Alberta and ITV, Jaron ran the Institute for 12 years, donating his services for a decade.

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