Our friend harvests and roasts the best coffee in the world.

The bad news:  he only has 200 pounds each year. He and his wife produce Kona coffee for their family and friends each Christmas.

I shot this with an Exilim camera — $140 from Costco — and edited it with Windows Movie Maker (free) on a $250 Asus net book.

Click one of the above to see some of my work.

You can buy one of my novels here. If you

can't afford it, write me a funny

note and I'll send you a PDF

of the novel.

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Rather than beg one million people to donate a dollar each, I'd like one billionaire (or two or even three) to simply give me a million buck$. You know who you are.