Insider Tip $$$

watch your investment grow.

What to do if you have an extra $1,000.

Let me handle it for you and then watch your investment grow.

I am talking about all sorts of valuable plants that you could raise in your own backyard. And, I have a huge backyard!

These are some of the plants we’ll grow: Cypress. Viburnum. Spruce. Boxwood. Flowering Quince. American Arborvitae. Wax Myrtle. Euonymus. Holly. Juniper. Privet.

You can eat some of these plants, you can feed some to cows and then eat the cows, you can sell cuttings to eager investors and you still keep the plants. Talk about having your cake and eating it too.

Some of these plants can be used as Christmas trees. As long as there are god-fearing Christians we’ll always believe in Santa Claus.

Send a check to me immediately!

Make it out to: The Jaron Hedge Fund. How can we lose? We can’t. All of the plants are hedges. See you at the top!

jaron summers, Finical Expert.

ps — you may, if you qualify, invest more that $1,000. Many of these hedges double in size every 15 months. This is not a Ponzi scheme. Yet.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ……….

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Jaron Summers wrote dozens of primetime television and radio programs, including those for HBO, CBS, ACCESS TV and CBC. He conceived the TV and Film Institute of Canada. Funded by the University of Alberta and ITV, Jaron ran the Institute for 12 years, donating his services for a decade.

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